No, I won't dance with you because...
You may be wondering why I didn't want to dance with you. Probably you weren't wondering at all and didn't think anything of it but if you were then here is the reason. No, I won't dance with you because I'm too drunk. No, I won't dance with you because I'm too sober. No, I won't dance with you because I'm too sweaty. No, I won't dance with you because there are too many people on the dance floor. No, I won't dance with you because there aren't enough people on the dance floor. No, I won't dance with you because this track is half way through already. No, I won't dance with you because this track is just starting and I can't tell yet whether I can dance to it. No, I won't dance with you because the music is too fast. No, I won't dance with you because the music is too slow. No, I won't dance with you because the music is too obscure. No, I won't dance with you because the music is too